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Nobody knows why or how, but the Hyena People are here, and they’re hungry! Will you join them, or will you become their next meal?

“Rise of the Hyena People” is available at Bandcamp.

A powerful rocker inspired by all those cartoons we would watch as kids where some nasty voracious predator would go to unreasonable lengths to catch some wiseass walking pot roast poor innocent creature, only to be done in by their own hubris, or sometimes a giant boulder.

“I’ll Get You Yet” is available at Bandcamp at name-your-own-price.

A parable of parasites and bourgeois aspirations, where the brainwashed prey compete to be consumed. But predator beware, you are not immune!

This song is a part of a planned album project based on monsters and monstrosity.

“Rats” is available at Bandcamp at name-your-own-price.

Friends, comrades, and industrial equipment enthusiasts, Kobi LaCroix is proud to bring you the gripping story of a man and his forklift.

“The Ballad of Forklift Henry” is available at Bandcamp at name-your-own-price.

I’ve created a new piece of cover art for “Ivan the Onion”, so you won’t have to look at that boring faceless live-action-but-completely-inactive onion anymore.

Have you ever wanted to listen to a 7-minute absurd mishmash of music about an onion, that bastardizes about a dozen different genres and uses about a hundred instances of Synth1? Of course you have.

“Ivan the Onion” is available at Bandcamp at name-your-own-price.

Last November, I took part in NaSoAlMo, a musical challenge similar to NaNoWriMo. Participants are given a month to write, record, and release an album, which must be at least 30 minutes long. While I didn’t actually release an album, I managed to write and record over 30 minutes of music in 30 days, so I consider it a qualified success. The album, which I gave the working title “Codename: FOXRUN”, was to be my attempt at the outrun/retro/synthwave genre, although not everything I ended up producing would necessarily fit this category. I also took this opportunity to advance my skills in sound design and in working with synthesizers.

As promised, today I released “FOXRUN Demo”, an album of some of the finished instrumentals from that project. If you’re into synthwave/retrowave/new wave music, this may interest you. Or offend you. Either way, there it is.

“FOXRUN Demo” is available at Bandcamp for name-your-own-price.

Steeped in the tradition of such classic progressive rock bands as GENESIS, CAMEL, PINK FLOYD, KING CRIMSON, and YES, along with modern torchbearers like THE FLOWER KINGS, KARMAKANIC, and RADIOHEAD, the music revolves around the classic interplay of guitar and keyboard while incorporating a wide range of other influences such as alternative rock, folk, and electronica. While their music employs the shifting signatures and lengthy compositions inherent to prog, the songs are tightly constructed and held together by memorable melodies and catchy refrains.

“G.R.” is available at Bandcamp for name-your-own-price.

Experiment with alternative forms of awoo.

Theremin wolf t-shirts, stickers, and other products are now available at RedBubble.

Pretty much speaks for itself

T-Shirts and Stickers

Ask any Portlander if this sign ain't accurate!

Stickers
T-shirts and everything else

Marijuana legalization in Oregon officially takes effect on July 1st, so mark your calendars!

Little known fact: Wolves come from the rainbow-colored planet Lupos 5. They arrived on earth in a silver UFO eight trillion years ago and built the forests out of stardust and puppy kisses. Today they walk among us, protecting children's dreams and keeping our root beer nice and fizzy.

White shirts are $20.64 USD. Colored shirts are $23.52 (Prices subject to change).

The new “You Say Werewolf Like It's a Bad Thing” t-shirts are up at RedBubble.

Light Version
Dark Version

Show your friends the many upsides of lycanthropy: Night vision, superhuman strength, badass fangs, heightened senses of sight and hearing, and thick fluffy fur, just to name a few.

White shirts are $21.52 USD. Colored shirts are $24.54.

Meanwhile, the old design will still be available until October 14.