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Kobi LaCroix Releases “Rats”

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A parable of parasites and bourgeois aspirations, where the brainwashed prey compete to be consumed. But predator beware, you are not immune!

This song is a part of a planned album project based on monsters and monstrosity.

“Rats” is available at Bandcamp at name-your-own-price.

Published: Thu, 13 May 2021 05:08:59 GMT
Kobi LaCroix Releases “The Ballad of Forklift Henry”

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Friends, comrades, and industrial equipment enthusiasts, Kobi LaCroix is proud to bring you the gripping story of a man and his forklift.

“The Ballad of Forklift Henry” is available at Bandcamp at name-your-own-price.

Published: Thu, 13 May 2021 05:06:27 GMT
New Artwork for “Ivan the Onion”

Ivan the Onion

I’ve created a new piece of cover art for “Ivan the Onion”, so you won’t have to look at that boring faceless live-action-but-completely-inactive onion anymore.

Published: Tue, 28 Apr 2020 15:11:52 GMT
Kobi LaCroix Releases New Song: “Ivan the Onion”

Have you ever wanted to listen to a 7-minute absurd mishmash of music about an onion, that bastardizes about a dozen different genres and uses about a hundred instances of Synth1? Of course you have.

“Ivan the Onion” is available at Bandcamp at name-your-own-price.

Published: Wed, 22 Apr 2020 11:51:50 GMT
Kobi LaCroix Releases New Album: “FOXRUN Demo”

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Last November, I took part in NaSoAlMo, a musical challenge similar to NaNoWriMo. Participants are given a month to write, record, and release an album, which must be at least 30 minutes long. While I didn’t actually release an album, I managed to write and record over 30 minutes of music in 30 days, so I consider it a qualified success. The album, which I gave the working title “Codename: FOXRUN”, was to be my attempt at the outrun/retro/synthwave genre, although not everything I ended up producing would necessarily fit this category. I also took this opportunity to advance my skills in sound design and in working with synthesizers.

As promised, today I released “FOXRUN Demo”, an album of some of the finished instrumentals from that project. If you’re into synthwave/retrowave/new wave music, this may interest you. Or offend you. Either way, there it is.

“FOXRUN Demo” is available at Bandcamp for name-your-own-price.

Published: Mon, 02 Apr 2018 05:45:38 GMT
Gamma Repeater Releases Album, “G.R.”

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Steeped in the tradition of such classic progressive rock bands as GENESIS, CAMEL, PINK FLOYD, KING CRIMSON, and YES, along with modern torchbearers like THE FLOWER KINGS, KARMAKANIC, and RADIOHEAD, the music revolves around the classic interplay of guitar and keyboard while incorporating a wide range of other influences such as alternative rock, folk, and electronica. While their music employs the shifting signatures and lengthy compositions inherent to prog, the songs are tightly constructed and held together by memorable melodies and catchy refrains.

“G.R.” is available at Bandcamp for name-your-own-price.

Published: Thu, 31 Aug 2017 06:02:52 GMT
"Theremin Wolf" Products Available

Theremin Wolf

Experiment with alternative forms of awoo.

Theremin wolf t-shirts, stickers, and other products are now available at RedBubble.

Published: Sat, 03 Sep 2016 01:59:28 GMT
"Everything is Magic When You're Stupid!" Stickers and T-Shirts Now Available via Redbubble

Everything is Magic When You're Stupid!

Pretty much speaks for itself

T-Shirts and Stickers

Published: Sat, 13 Jun 2015 02:46:04 GMT
"Portland Sneaky Stag" Stickers, T-Shirts, and Other Stuff Now Available via Redbubble

Portland Sneaky Stag

Ask any Portlander if this sign ain't accurate!

Stickers
T-shirts and everything else

Marijuana legalization in Oregon officially takes effect on July 1st, so mark your calendars!

Published: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 10:14:12 GMT
"Wolves Are Magical" Stickers and T-Shirts Now Available via RedBubble

Wolves Are Magical!

Little known fact: Wolves come from the rainbow-colored planet Lupos 5. They arrived on earth in a silver UFO eight trillion years ago and built the forests out of stardust and puppy kisses. Today they walk among us, protecting children's dreams and keeping our root beer nice and fizzy.

White shirts are $20.64 USD. Colored shirts are $23.52 (Prices subject to change).

Published: Fri, 01 Feb 2013 06:13:24 GMT
"You Say Werewolf Like It's a Bad Thing" 2012 Version, Stickers and T-Shirts Now Available via RedBubble

You Say Werewolf Like It's a Bad Thing

The new “You Say Werewolf Like It's a Bad Thing” t-shirts are up at RedBubble.

Light Version
Dark Version

Show your friends the many upsides of lycanthropy: Night vision, superhuman strength, badass fangs, heightened senses of sight and hearing, and thick fluffy fur, just to name a few.

White shirts are $21.52 USD. Colored shirts are $24.54.

Meanwhile, the old design will still be available until October 14.

Published: Mon, 01 Oct 2012 19:52:53 GMT
New T-Shirt: Luchador Einstein!

Luchador Einstein at RedBubble

¡SEÑORS Y SEÑORAS! NOW ENTERING THE RING, HAILING FROM WÜRTTEMBERG, GERMANY, THE KILLER THEORETICAL PHYSICIST WITH A PH.D. IN WHUPASS! HE'LL KNOCK YOU INTO NEXT TUESDAY, BUT ONLY IN ANOTHER PARALLEL DIMENSION WHERE TIME FLOWS AT A DIFFERENT RATE! ¡VIVA LA RELATIVIA! EL…..ALBERTO “A-BOMB” EINSTEINO!!!

A T-Shirt design, based on “Brutomax! The Sequel!” (NSFW)

Published: Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:59:26 GMT
Updated: Thu, 13 May 2021 05:14:09 GMT
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