Christmas may be over, but it’s never the wrong time for two-headed glowy-nosed lava-reindeer.
Published: Mon, 30 Dec 2013 19:08:29 GMT
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Christmas may be over, but it’s never the wrong time for two-headed glowy-nosed lava-reindeer.
I came up with this character when I was about 9 years old. He’s an alien superhero, he flies in an invisible spaceship, and his superpowers are having six arms and being a cat.
Cathan Heller, model and actor, famous for starring in such films as “Evil Bus”, “The Christmas Letter” “Skybase Cumulonimbus”, and “The Big Scary Boat”.
I’m thinking of him as a Brendan Fraser-type of actor. Slightly more talented than a plank of wood, and much better-looking.
So I did this last year, and completely forgot that the date was coming around again. But hey, Friday the 13th! What better time to do some doodles of our favorite fearsome guardian of the underworld?
So here we are again. This time, in the interest of gaining more participants, I’ve decided to not only allow three-headed canids, but basically any old creature with three heads.
Double points will be awarded for historical accuracy.
(No points will actually be awarded)
Because big, scary werewolves need to have their better sides acknowledged once in a while.
I finally made something resembling a font based on my handwriting. Madness befalls those naive fools who dare to grasp the unknowable: a legible handwriting font that doesn’t look like Comic Sans. I still don’t feel entirely pleased with it (as if that should surprise anyone).
One question that’s rarely asked, even by Bison Bros. employees, is “Who actually were the Bison Bros?” The public knows very little about them; They haven’t made a public appearance or have even been photographed since their company’s founding, and Bison Bros.’ website only provides a very vague biography. Nobody seems to know if they’re even still alive. Until now.
Images from an upcoming advertising campaign were leaked onto the Internet yesterday, featuring what could be the first photographs taken of these secretive siblings in over forty years. Harmon and Hector Bison both appear to be alive and well, although one can probably discern from these photos why they’ve preferred not to be seen until now.
Little known fact: Wolves come from the rainbow-colored planet Lupos 5. They arrived on earth in a silver UFO eight trillion years ago and built the forests out of stardust and puppy kisses. Today they walk among us, protecting children’s dreams and keeping our root beer nice and fizzy.
